I’m Not The Only One

The news just gets better and better! Ghouliani’s Presidential campaign is all out of gas and is lying by the side of the road. Looks like Hillary’s going to be the only woman running for President now.

News of Ghouliani’s concession from the race was simultaneously followed by his endorsement of Sen. John McCain. But wouldn’t it be hilarious if he endorsed Obama just to screw with Hillary? I think it would.

My only regret is that I will not be completing my President Ghouliani series in which I picked apart and expose the holes in his campaign platform also known as his “12 Commitments”.  You can check them out here, here and here.

You know that feeling of jubilation you felt as a kid when you watched the schoolyard bully get his ass kicked? That’s what I’m feeling right now!

This deserves a tequila shot!

I am so glad that Rudy Ghouliani is losing, so much that his campaign is falling apart even before he receives a sound defeat from the New Yorkers who he gleefully terrorized in the 90s.  America’s Mayor, my ass!

As the infamous black t-shirt that was sold in NYC during his reign as Mayor read, Fuck Giuliani!  I couldn’t hate him more than if I was a dead 9-11 fire fighter.

Check out this blurb from Perez Hilton:

This is what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket.

Rudy Giuliani has slipped to third place in Florida with less than a week to go for that state’s primary, according to a new poll from the Miami Herald.

The former NYC mayor had been campaigning heavily in that state while ignoring the other Republican primaries and caucuses.

If he doesn’t win in Florida, Giuliani’s presidential bid is pretty much OVER!

Check out the post at perezhilton.com; the photo shows white dots of semen dribbling from Ghouliani’s lips.  Hilarious!

Did I mention, fuck Giuliani?

For those who have read my previous post regarding Presidential candidate Rudy Ghouliani’s 12 Commitments, I will continue to critique the next three of his commitments. For those who are not familiar with this, the 12 Commitments are according to Ghouliani’s campaign web site, 12 things Americans can expect from a-wrecccch!-President Ghouliani.

As I said before, the length of my critiques are the reason this subject has been broken up into several posts over a period of time.

5. I will impose accountability on Washington.

Ghouliani’s web site offers no link to explain how he plans to accomplish this, but as a New Yorker who lived under the Ghouliani regime, I never felt that Rudy was ever an accountable Mayor. Rudy was notorious for shouting down dissenters, even in his daily press conferences. He would often shout down people who called in on his morning radio show who didn’t kiss his ass. One famous Ghouliani moment was when he told an elderly woman who called the station to “drop dead”. His favorite person to harass was Mark Green, who at the time served as Public Advocate. (more…)

For those who have read my previous post regarding Presidential candidate Rudy Ghouliani’s 12 Commitments, I will continue to critique the next two of his commitments.

As I said before the length of my critiques are the reason this subject has been broken up into several posts over a period of time.

3. I will restore fiscal discipline and cut wasteful Washington spending.

Click on this sentence on Ghouliani’s web site and it will feature the following quote: “This is what I did in

This first quote, which according to his own web site was stated in June of this year to an audience in New Hampshire, is an outright lie. As I have often mentioned before, New York City was home to a corrupt, inefficient public school system for three decades. The two previous Mayors before Rudy did absolutely nothing to streamline inefficiencies or seek private partnerships, both of which would have allowed the school system to reduce its costs.

Just like his predecessors, Ghouliani did absolutely nothing to restore any sort of fiscal discipline to the Board of Education, the largest public school system in the United States and between the 70s and 90s, one of the city’s most bloated bureaucracies. Instead, as more kids dropped out of school during his term as Mayor, Rudy’s solution to the problem was to allocate more funds to the NYPD so these children could more easily be arrested. He even proposed putting armed police officers in elementary, junior high and high schools, a move which was quickly shot down by the City Council. So here we have someone who is attacking a problem based on hindsight instead of foresight. And it doesn’t take a genius to figure out which approach, on average, is more expensive. (more…)

For those of you who do not know, I hate Rudy Giuliani, or as my mother calls him, Ghouliani (I concocted a first name, Doody Ghouliani, but then thought that was too juvenile to put on this blog). You can read my laundry list of grievances with Ghouliani if you already haven’t.
I visited Ghouliani’s Presidential campaign web site and was amused to hear of his 12 Commitments. Funny to hear the word commitment from a man who is on his third wife. (more…)